The Best of Board Round 2024
What’s been on our minds this year…
- “Best song you’ve ever heard during a caesarean.” “The Lion King ‘Circle of Life’ during a gender reveal over the drapes. Everyone loves a simba moment”.
- “I ‘listened’ to a patients chest for a full 10 seconds before realising my steth wasn’t in my ears!”
- “Recently chaperoned an F1 during a DRE and had to stop her just in time before she attempted the procedure with both fingers on an 87-year-old patient.”
- “Our consultant’s trousers fell down during a case and he just continued operating with them by his ankles till the end of the case”
- “Convinced there isn’t a greater feeling than when the anaesthetics reg couldn’t get the cannula that they spend 5 minutes berating me about on the phone”
- “Hi, ED Doc here. I can’t believe I actually have to say this, but please do NOT insert frozen potatoes into your anus in an attempt to cure haemorrhoids.”
- “How depressing is it to be asked to remove your wrist watch whilst an alpaca floats around the ward”
- “All together now: post-night shift days are not real days off”
- “Chest pain, Pussy Wound Site. Requesting CXR ?lungs”
- “I will never forget that Christmas Eve nightshift in ICU where a nurse with a reindeer hairband performed CPR whilst “Merry Christmas Everyone” played on the radio.”
- “Just looking at these inflated competition ratios… I really love my parents, but man they really should have had me sooner”
- “…another line that stuck with me is that the only people who will remember how hard you worked are your family. Keep that in mind when deciding how you choose to spend your time”
Board Round
A round-up of what’s on doctors’ minds
Referrals
Some things to review when you’re off the ward…
Weekly Poll
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